Random Facts About Me

Well, this is kind of like my third date with everyone, so I think now is a fantastic time to get to know each other even better & be more revealing. I hope anyone out there reading this, including you Skye, will step right up & make a comment including some random tidbits about themselves as well. Here is a small collection of ridiculous & random stuff about me:

1. Even though I was only actually in one play in high school, I seriously & foolishly contemplated majoring in theatre in college.


2. Being a painfully shy child I forced my parents to order my food at restaurants until I was about 14 years old.


3. In one of my more neurotic modes, in my 20's, I somehow convinced myself I was allergic to all chocolate & didn't eat it in any form for an entire year.


4. Every time I watch one of those sappy, heart wrenching Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials I cry.


5. I can knot a cherry stem in my mouth without using my hands. Very classy trick to show off at the local bar.


6. When I was a little wee one & my friends & I played "The Muppets" we used to viciously argue over who would be Kermit & sadly I was always stuck being Fozzie Bear.


7. There are 341 DVD's on my Netflix queue...Much to Skye's dismay. The majority of them being bizarre or foreign or just ridiculous films he has never heard of before & has no desire to watch.


8. I am insanely envious of the independently wealthy. I want them to die. My gambling issues are all their fault.


9. Being a professional artist who can actually make a decent living or starring in a successful television drama series are my dream careers. Or even a comedy series like Absolutely Fabulous, something truly impressive.


10. Ever since I was a child I have been able to remember my dreams & I have always made it a point to selfishly torment anyone who would listen with all the minute & excruciating details.


11. I can fold my tongue in half & make it do the wave. More class act talent.


12. Strangely enough, I still don't have any tattoos. Recently Skye & I attempted to get me one & the "artist" I will use that term loosely, couldn't come up with a design for the letter "S" I was hoping to get. The place was empty & he was still only able to come up with one shitty example, which was nothing like I explained that I wanted...but I digress....Its not like I was asking him to redesign the freakin Sistine Chapel or anything!


13. Part of me wishes I was a sophisticated French woman or a cool Russian chick or a sexy/adorable Japanese girl. Someone with a fascinating accent, someone unique & exotic. Occasionally Skye & I will walk around a store speaking in a Russian accent, just to satisfy this need for extra coolness.

Thirteen is my favorite number, so that seems like enough for now...